| Full name: | John-Patrick Stacey |
| Biog: | born 1977, Blackburn Royal Infirmary. Went to uni', acquired and kicked the Oasis habit, having learnt all the songs but still not being able to play guitar particularly well. Got very drunk. A lot. |
| Other Bands: |
Coverstory Choker |
| Instrument: | howling screeching guitar lines composed on a tinny acoustic | pained vocals |
| Influences: | The Pixies | Therapy? | Radiohead | Manic Street Preachers | Blue Jam |
| Other interests: | Getting computers to work and Windows to crash | Reading lots of books at once and confusing the plotlines | Being opinionated |
