Tinnitus for Beginners
The easiest way to achieve the tinnitus you always wanted is to
consult an expert:
Of course, you could always take the do-it-yourself approach.
I've played in a number of bands, most of which have been Oxford bands:
Instructional books
and sheet music can be bought from the likes of musicroom, FretsOnly, jazzwise and St George's Music Shop.
However, all you really need to make lots of noise is a guitar and an
amp. Here are some sites that may help:
- Musictoyz sell all the guitar
effects pedals you could ever want,
- while Strings Direct stick to
the more prosaic realm of guitar strings.
- If six strings is just too much, try basschat.co.uk.
- When it comes to the drumming side of things, the Drum Tuning Bible is
a useful reference.
- You can occasionally find cheap musical equipment on eBay.
- If you're going to take music seriously you need all the help you can
get
- try the Musicians' Union.
- Who needs real talent when you can learn how to play Air Guitar
with the best of them? Bring on the air groupies...
You could also start up an indie record label - my attempt at this was
Jitter (briefly
known as Tinfoil Recordings). I also tried (and
mostly failed) to provide a bit of help to the people at Purr. Of course, record labels get a lot
of bad press - check out what Steve Albini has to say on the Problem with Music.
Whether you're an artist or a record label, you should know all about
the complicated world of intellectual property, which in the UK involves:
- PRS for Music, an alliance between:
- the Mechanical-Copyright Protection Society, who collect music/lyric
royalties from the sale of recordings
- and the Performing Right Society, who collect music/lyric royalties
owed from live performances and radio/TV broadcasts
- Phonographic Performance Ltd.
(PPL), who collects recording royalties from the broadcast of
recordings, both for record companies and for performers.